Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate

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If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss.  – Old Welsh Proverb

1 thought on “Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate

  1. oh sirs just in times for the valentine holiday. I shall hope my woman does not portray such indignant actions towards my gift of affection.

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