I Saw an Ape on the Beach Today
This is the text message that I received from a family member on vacation. I thought it was a joke at the expense of some hairy French Canadian visiting the Jersey Shore. It turns out there was an actual ape brought to the beach to pose for tourist photos.
From what I hear, the beast was very gentle and everyone got to keep their faces.
lol
and it eats halls, don’t forget that part
was it a chimp or an orang?
doubt it was a gorilla.
Chimp
always wanted my picture taken with a chimp or orangutan.
I heard chimps like to catch dolphins and take them back to their rapecaves. I bet thats what he was really up too.
dirty little dolphin fuckin’ freak!
That new planet of the apes movie is coming out.
I bet you guys are gonna see it.
I heard the apes drive around in hot rods and fly kites in it.
Sounds cool.