Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks
Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks because when you punch them they split open like over ripe tomatoes. Apples just dent in and get mushy. Tomatoes get the gash. Your cheek goes Boof! and you get a blow out.
skabooooooooooooooooooooooosh. I always hate getting cheek pulp on my fists when I punch someone in their tomatoe cheeks. you know whose got some real good looking cheeks for popping. that honey boo boos ma, and santa claus, they just want want you to give them a pop to let the cheek pulp and seeds out
How bout I smash a coconut on your cheek wiseguy?
Mmmm tomatoe coconut pieeee deliciouso!