You Blew Out My Fuckin’ Eye Drums
Sitting in the dark. Nice and relaxed. You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next room. Both moving through darkness, comfortable in your familiar surroundings. Without warning, she hits the lights and you can’t help shouting “Christ! You blew out my fuckin’ eye drums.”
blew out my eye drums,
and stomped my toad nails.
you witchy woman,
you cast a spellcheck on my alphabet soup!
my eyedrums are beating in my earsockets. turn out that damned light or i’ll make your left boob bigger than it is, by gum!
and i aint just whistlin’ dixie hyah!
Your comprehension of site content is astounding.
yass. i’ve high eye cue or sumptin.