Who Smells like Tender Vittles? It’s Hilarious, Horrible, and Could Destroy Your Life

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted to the Oracle to extract their truths.

Oracle we ask you: Who smells like tender vittles and why?

Oracle says: The crusty pants of 9 bums who shit themselves.

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