What Wikipedia Can’t Tell You about Escaping Dinosaurs
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton
Dear Dr: How do I escape from a dinosaur? I am deathly afraid of one coming after me. — Jurassic Shart
Dear J-Shart: Dinosaurs are afraid of shiny things. So you can put on a shiny bracelet, carry some shiny coins to throw at them, and run!. I once saw a T-Rex skid on his ass and flip over sideways trying to stop himself when he saw the sun light glinting off a crushed Budweiser can that way laying on the side of the street in a pile of leaves. Trust me. Shiny things. Works every time.
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