Toast Watching a Show About Toast On TV

Good job toast. You turned on the tv. It’s it a bit narcissistic though. Is that toast, or bread? Is that you? Is that you before you were toasted? That’s from this morning? Why did they do it to you? They didn’t even eat you. I guess it’s good, but the loss of flexibility must make it harder to move. It extends your life? Oh, less mold. I see. So you volunteered for it. Kind of weird in any case. Nostalgia for the bread days already?