Paris Hilton Arrested for Kissing Monkey

EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting that she “made out with a monkey.”

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Audio Transcript: “I like made out with a monkey.  Like a real one.  I mean is that wrong?  He was like… so cute.”

Paris admitted the offense to a friend in a voice message which was then shared with the police and ASPCA.

Hilton was arrested a little before midnight last night and was booked on charges of DUI and animal abuse

Paris was released on her own recognizance shortly after her arrest.