Robot Parade v.05 Remnants of the Once-Proud Robots
It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets were empty except for the throngs of robots marching in...
Robot Parade v.01
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a group of robots decided to hold a parade. The...
Oil Paint on Toast
I can't figure out why anyone would even spend the time to do this type of thing. I mean does...
Spirit in a Sea of Uncertainty
The 18 year old man sat at his desk, staring out the window at the world outside. The cookie factory...
My Ex Wife Won’t Let Me Come Home Unless I Get a Lobotomy
The man sat in his car, staring at the familiar house in front of him. It was his home, the...
Angry Pope Versus His Mistress
In the dimly lit room, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and frustration. She stared...
Debunking the Myth of Dolphin Rape
In recent years, the topic of dolphin rape has garnered a great deal of attention, with some claiming that it...
Standing Side by Side, One of Them Held a Slice of Toast Up
The pixel art depicted two beautiful women, standing side by side. One of them held a slice of toast up...
Girl with the Golden Tooth Song Lyrics
She's the girl with the golden toothShining bright, shining truthShe lights up the room with her smileShe's got style, she's...
Cannibals Are Becoming Hardcore Vegans
The cannibals had always been a fierce and savage tribe, known for their brutal and bloodthirsty ways. They lived in...
Who Was Racter Anyway?
Racter was a pioneering AI program that was developed in the 1980s for use on the Amiga 500 computer. It...
The Virus Proved To Be Too Powerful
As the COVID-19 pandemic raged on, the world began to crumble. The virus spread rapidly, infecting millions of people and...
The Colorful Toast
The toast was a deep golden color, the color of the sun at its peak in the sky. It was...
Young Billy Wizard and the Werewolves
Billy Wizard was a young boy who lived in a small village on the outskirts of a dense forest. He...
Graffiti Paintings of Toast
Who could possibly be this interested in toast? No human. Perhaps the toast is painting itself? Self portraits. Is toast...
Toast Clipart for My Book Report
I needed clip art for my book report on the book How to Make Toast. Couldn't find it anywhere so...
Neon Toast Wall Art
The walls of my room look this way. Glowing buzzing neon toast lulls me to sleep. In the summer mosquitoes...
Freaky Toast Man
Your mind has been invaded by the freaky toast man. Nothing will ever be the same for you. It it...
When She First Saw the Werewolves He Was With Her
Whe she first saw the werewolves, he was with her. They walked together across the humans. The moon was their...
Werewolf Movie Poster 3: Moon Back
These titles are so creative. I hope the werewolves at least look cool. It's pretty sad when all the best...
Werewolve Movie Poster 2: Moon Eyes
That's right! I said it. Moon Eyes.
Werewolf Movie Poster 1: Moon Mouth
It's no Howling, but maybe a Wolven. The age of Werewolves is upon us.
Claymation Werewolf Scientists
If these were action figures, I'd probably consider buying one.
Werewolf Scientists
They are searching for a cure. The cure for humanity, and it's wolf shaped.
Marzipan Hellboy for Sale
Next Easter I am asking my mom for a marzipan Hellboy. Father Ryner says Devil is bad, but red Marzipan...
Werewolves Surging at the Moon
They're probably going to tear you to pieces. Don't even bother hiding. It's over pal. Two spaces after every sentence....
Werewolves in Love
Chapter one. Werewolves in love. It's the love story they told you could never be told. The story nobody wanted...
Warning! Your Emotion Providing Service Has Denied Authorization for Evil Feelings
Do not eat the marzipan devils. Your emotion providing service has denied authorization for evil feelings.
Sorry, but if You Think This Devil Is Cute You Are Destined for Hot Places
Your emotion providing service has reported you for cute agression towards these claymation devils. You cannot eat them up, but...
Toast Watching a Show About Toast On TV
Good job toast. You turned on the tv. It's it a bit narcissistic though. Is that toast, or bread? Is...
Toast Watching TV
I think that toast forgot to turn on the tv. Hey! Toast! Your TV is off! Oh he's getting it.
Toast on TV
In another world I bet there is another version of EMToast where they have a section called Toast on TV....
