Strip Club Scents: Life at a Glimpse.
The above photo was recently taken at the fine go-go bar ‘Tittilations’ in scenic Bloomfield, NJ. This convenient stench dispenser was appropriately placed right next to the urinal. I would like to take the time to thank the owners of this fine establishment for giving me the option of smelling like a Persian hair-net model from the early 1990’s all while donating my grocery money to their scantily clad and cesarean scar covered staff. Your brand of higher class and immaculate taste is greatly appreciated. I can only dream of how many post-urination/pre-hand wash mitts have pulled those knobs to be greeted with a bouquet of bountiful bliss.
I’m surprised they don’t have vanillaroma. This is one of the most incredible pieces of machinery I’ve ever seen.
I am shocked that the scentOmatic is actually a real machine. I mean this really is amazing.
where is the lysol knob? that removes the need for handwashing and it kills all the the little pissies on your hands
how about a smoke knob to blast you with some nice soot to kill all the creepy crawlies. Do they even make Drakar anymore. I remember I got that for Christmas in the 80s. I never wore it then one time on a special occasion I was going to wear it and it turned to vinegar or some shit and it STUNK, or maybe that was the regular smell. Who knows. I mixed that shit up with some powder and made some paste, for what reason I do not recall.
seriously I think it is a requirement for strippers to have cesarean scars, random bruises and dirty feet
i’m impressed. you only see this sort of thing at the best strip clubs.
You know it. EMToast news correspondents are the classiest gents around.
GROSS!
Don’t pretend you haven’t been there. I can smell the Drakkar from here.