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How to Eat a Dry Twig

EMToast October 3, 2014
Eating giraffe
Eating giraffe
Tambako the Jaguar

Step 1: Eat the dry twig. (Put a dry twig between your teeth and chew a dry twig)

Congratulations you have eaten a dry twig.

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