"Gimme Turkey" Key to Pilgrim Survival
In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four rolled tobacco cigarettes at a time and demanding that their neighbors “gimme turkey”
By 1567 the white man had eaten all the buffalo, invented track lighting, and Nascar. The free world was born.
Thanks.
What the fuck was THAT shit?
Sir, that SHIT is an artistic rendering of the history of America. Good Day Sir!
gobble gobble gobble!
pilgrums liked to smoke them some newports after dinner