Garage Door Achieves Enlightenment: Humanity Still Stuck
In the quaint town of Peculiar Springs, where the sunsets painted the sky in shades of irony, there stood an...
Month: December 2023
PEZ Invention Saves Dying Girl After Docs ‘Gave Up’
It was the summer of 1927 in Vienna, Austria when confectioner Eduard Haas III was working late one night developing...
Man Shocked to Learn Most of His Opinions Not Actually His Own
Randy Phillips of Columbus, Ohio received the shock of his life last Tuesday when researchers informed him that a full...