My Battle Scarred Skeleton underneath Your Front Porch
One day you're going to find my battle scarred skeleton underneath your front porch.
Month: August 2015
I Was a Middle Aged Weresnack
I was bit by a Chips Ahoy. Now at every full moon, my bones turn to cookie crumbs and Kool-Aid...
Tasers Banned after Intestinal Explosion Burns Hot-Wings Champ during DUI Arrest
Deerface, Iowa -- Two officers and a college student remain in critical but stable condition after an arrest gone wrong....