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Month: November 2013

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Wild Boars Really Vampire Pigs?

EMToast November 17, 2013

Mt: Why don't they call wild boars vampire pigs? Ft: Yeah that's what they are. They have long fangs just...

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Aunt Jamaica’s Blood Strengthening Diabete-Sauce

EMToast November 13, 2013

Now with even more sugar! Goes great on waffles, pancakes, or guzzled straight from the bottle.  Plastic shot glass included...

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Anger & Vanilla Motivate Parking Attendant’s Crimes

EMToast November 8, 2013

In 1994 or 1995 the patient had become a security guard at the local community college.  The job was to...

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CONTEST: Enter your submission for a chance to win back your life!

EMToast November 3, 2013

Submit your article, story, or drawing to EMToast for a chance to get it published on the site and win...

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