Month: May 2013

EMToast May 22, 2013

Garlic makes the heart beat twice as strong. When a vampire bites into the throat of a garlic eater, the...

EMToast May 21, 2013

“You Stoped A Hart.” These words painted 20 years ago in red on the side of an overpass . Who...

EMToast May 11, 2013

I'm cornbread eating mad. I was at the fruit store looking for come jujuberries and this little girl starts looking...

bixby May 11, 2013

Look Ma! I made a picture of cocaine on tinfoil with blood on it.

EMToast May 11, 2013

Big Clark was one of the greatest singers of the 20th century. The key to becoming a superior singer is...