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Month: December 2009

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Chinese Fire Drills Can’t Even Kill A Bitch

bixby December 30, 2009

(The following excerpt is taken from Ben Franklin's personal diary) "Today Lodi popped into my head. Summer 1979 Lodi, running...

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Children Choose Dinosaur Burn Up as Worst Fate

EMToast December 19, 2009

  Some say the worst way to go is drowning.  I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you...

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Strange Figure Shakes the Giant Hand

EMToast December 18, 2009

I have a cool jacket with white spots on it.

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Skeleton Back

EMToast December 17, 2009

You never come back from being a skeleton back.

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Workplace Mystery #773: Sharing is Creepy

bixby December 16, 2009

This lady that I work with comes to my deskish area and says, Oh hey I thought of you this...

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